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8/28/2006

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Dear Mme Zoe D Ack:

I’ve had a big crush on a girl that plays in my volleyball league. We have gone out on a few occassions and things are going really well. She was born on October 26, 1975. What can you tell me about her?I’m more than anything interested in knowing how sexual she can be. And how compatible we might be in the bedroom. My birthday is on February 20, 1972. Thanks, Olivia.

Hi Olivia:

The object of your sexual affection is a Scorpio I. According to her birthday details, what makes her tick in between the sheets will be determined by knowing that her Mars is in Cancer. So what does that mean? She is a highly sensual lady but she enjoys sex most when it’s tied to something or someone meaningful. She guards her feelings well so it might take a while before you get to see how spicy she can be. She’s also very loving and affectionate in and out of bed. So hopefully, you like women who like to hug, kiss and tell you sweet things often... because she’s one of those. And with her Mars in Cancer she is likely to prefer a monogamous partnership. Are you ready to have a one on one relationship?.

Regarding how compatible you will be, there are a lot of factors that contribute to this: the way you’ve been brought up, your experiences, your self esteem, your body image. Taking for granted that all these issues are in balance, your Mars is in Taurus and you’re a Piscean and this means that you have an open and adventurous view of sex. You know what’s enjoyable to you physically and you have no hesitations about seeking it yet you can also employ feeling, emotion and understanding to love making. If you ladies finally get together at the physical level you can learn and benefit from each other. You are different but the differences are not so far apart from each other that it will make you fight and run away. This girl will teach you patience and the art of ‘getting to know you before getting to see all of you.’ On the flipside, you will teach her that sex can be fun, liberating and to be enjoyed not only emotionally but physically too.

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10/4/2006

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Dear Mme Zoe:

A few months ago I met a great gal. After talking and sharing for a while I think she might like me too. I recently found out her birthday falls on April 30. What can you tell me about her? Thanks, Meredith

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Hi Meredith:

The girl your heart is wondering about is a Taurus I. She's a very sharp woman who doesn't like to play games and is usually very dedicated and hardworking. She's not much into sugar coating her feelings, so you will love her honest style yet sometimes you're going to wish she was a little less straightforward. Being a part of the Taurus family, she tends to be sensual and loves to engulf in things that bring her pleasure. Also, she's got a keen radar, she can figure out people with ease and can seduce them without much trouble. It seems like she might already be working to lure you.

Some tips for seducing her: She doesn't readily give her heart away so it will take time and patience to conquer her. She values relationships where she feels she can grow, so try to showcase your talents or specialties (they will be a big turnon for her). Finally, mental and physical stimulation are high on this girl's priority list so always make some time to tickle those fancies.

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Dear Mme Zoe:

I’m a Gemini (June 17) and the woman I’m currently dating is an Aquarius (February 18). How compatible are we according to our birthdays? Thanks! Cristina

10/20/2006

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Hi Cristina:

You are a Gemini III lady. By nature, you are a very responsible woman who can be relied on. You are also the type to go after what you want and most of the time you are able to get it. You expect a lot from yourself (you’re a bit of a perfectionist) and that also transfers into your partners- you want them to be the best they can be. Generally, you’re strong and carry things through but you have an inner child in you that sometimes keeps you from being as mature and rock solid as you’d like to be.

The woman you are going out with is an Aquarius Pisces Cusp. She’s a lady who radiates a lot of strength, vigor and liveliness which you love (especially that inner child of yours). She can easily be ‘the life of the party’ wherever she goes. She’s (like you) one to charge ahead to get what she wants but doesn’t always plan ahead. In other words, she’s a bit on the impulsive side (which you are too). On this spontaneous level you will click well because you both like to take risks/adventures but you are more of a ‘planner’ so you will hold your lady from making too many impromptu decisions. Your current partner also tends to be more sensitive than you so you will need to honey up your words a bit when you have a plate of criticisism to serve her. Overall, you have many things in common and your differences will actually help keep you balanced. The biggest key to happiness in this matchup is for you to learn how to curb your words and emotions when things get heated up. If you can do so, you can be in for a long term ride with this woman. Enjoy!

12/01/2006

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Dear Mme Zoe:

I just met an exquisite lady and I look forward to getting to know here better. So far, I know her birthday falls on July 16th. What can you tell me about her? Thanks, Brooks

Hi Brooks:

This deliciously piece of exquisite womanhood you've met is a Cancer III. You'll soon find out that she's a fierce romantic and that she's not your regular romantic. She's more on the edge. She's brings a tone of excitement to romance. Forget the regular chocolate covered strawberry deal. We can't even begin to guess what she'll concoct in the kitchen (or elsewhere) to stir up your senses. She's a very passionate lady who is set in her ways. She holds strong ideals so changing her point of view might prove to be a challenge. She also sometimes has a hard time separating her heart from her mind. So if you're having a heated discussion (whether it's about your relationship, religion or the TV show you're watching) you will have to learn to be the cool one because it takes an entire fire department to cool this lady up. All this spirit and devotion to what she believes might just get transfered onto her relationship so if she ends up falling in love with you, rest assured that she will defend you til the last bullet is fired. Obviously the 'weak' points of this lady is her big passion and her inability to separate the mind and heart but if you learn how to manage that you're in for some major fireworks and loyal partner.

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Mme Zoe:

With all the cat fighting going on between Rosie O’donnell and Donald Trump I’ve become curious about their zodiac signs. What can you tell me about these two characters? Thanks, Ruby

01/15/2007

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Hi Ruby:

Not only do most people want to know about their horoscope signs but they also would love to know how far the feud will go on and how it will end (but for that, we’ll need a clairvoyant, fortune teller and the help of a witch doctor).

Rosie O’Donnell was born on March 21, 1962. She is a Pisces Aries Cusp, with ascendant in Cancer, moon in Libra and Venus in Aries to name a few details. According to the zodiac, she’s a person that guards herself. She only reveals her inner true self with those closest to her and is very emotional and sentimental. To the surprise of some, she’s also actually very sensitive (but she’ll only let those near to her know so). She tends to have a lot of passion and with that passion come many outbursts. For better or for worse, her zodiac combination shows an inclination towards excessiveness, being opinionated and enjoying disputes no matter what the outcome of them may be. And since she tends to lack diplomacy, a lot of those disputes end up in a bad way. Pisces Aries Cusp people tend to feel misunderstood and out of the regular social click. They have good ideas and are big dreamers but sometimes don’t know how to take things to the next level. On another note, Pisces Aries Cusp ladies tend to be ferocious in battle and stick to their ground no matter what. A bit (sometimes a lot) on the stubborn side means that Rosie has a hard time being flexible when she feels strongly about something and forgiving and forgetting is a tall task to take on. There’s a lot of pride and a dose of arrogance in the mix so backing off is not an option.

On the other side of the spectrum, Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946. “The Donald” is a Gemini III, with ascendant in Leo, moon in Sagittarius and Venus in Cancer. This combination brings about a perfectionist personality. A person who likes to study their surroundings well and then with great determination goes forward. People born on the same day as Donald tend to be very analytical, precise and use a lot of common sense. Some of the negative aspects of Donald’s birth date are: a calculating mind, a cold precision when taking decisions, as well as being somewhat fussy about things. Gemini III people are a tough bunch. They know when to seize an opportunity and can whip up a plan of exit without major incident. Gemini III’s are also very competitive, overly confident and can be somewhat arrogant too.

These two characters have many similar characteristics (perhaps that’s why they “clash so nicely”). Since they can both be so extravagant, determined and, for the most part, unafraid of consequences it is hard to tell if either one will bow out of the boxing ring. One thing is for sure, they both enjoy the limelight and a good fight and they are getting plenty of it lately. Stay tuned...

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