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Monthly Horoscope - May 2008 | ||
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Aries | ||
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Girl, put the bagel down and drop the butter. It’s time to incorporate healthier habits if you want to knock em dead at the beach this summer. If you’re into business, May will be an excellent month for you to start that entrepreneurial dream that’s been keeping you awake at night.
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Women tend to hold on to thoughts and lost possibilities more than is needed. This month, try your hardest to shake off that bad relationship or sour moment you had with your friend. Think of yourself and your potential. Don’t let others get in the way of your happiness.
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Some girls are born with a golden spoon in their mouth and have all the luck in the world when in reality they may suffer silently because of the higher expectations placed on them. During this month you will come to see that some women put themselves in stressful situations to fill a personal void. You are happy enough with your 9 to 5 job and pleased to know that there is a wonderful woman waiting for you when you get home. | |||
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You’re a family girl and one of your favorite pastimes is to spend the day with the kids. Being around them keeps you young at heart. This month you’ll try to make the most of your time with them. Don’t let pressure from work get in the way of your personal life. Nowadays kids grow faster than they should. So gather up the tent and sleeping bags and get ready for a night of story telling and pizza. Every woman’s idea of a fun night is different. | |||
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Taurus | ||
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Try to face responsibilities instead of running away from them. People may begin to believe you don’t care. If a loved one is ill you need to toughen up and accept that all you can do is just be there for them. Even if it hurts not everything is roses and butterflies.
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It’s okay to want more of the good things in life but, it comes at a price that is too steep for you and will most likely make you uncomfortable. Unless, you think giving up your freedom is worth it, surely you’ll be one miserable woman to say the least. Think long and hard before committing yourself. Is it really worth the hassle?
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It’s a good thing you said your fair share of peculiar white lies to a woman you didn’t particularly trust or you wouldn’t know who’s talking so much bull (no pun intended) about you. It amazes you at how bitter and devious some women get when jealous. Let them do/say/write what they want if it brings them peace of mind and makes them feel better about themselves. You’ve moved on with your life hopefully, they’ll do the same. | |||
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You’re a creative girl who’s always thinking of something new and everyone appreciates you for it. Since you tend to work with different ideas and theories you should really focus on one thing at a time even if it’s tedious and boring. In the end you’ll be happy that you took the time to do it right. | |||
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Gemini | ||
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There’s a lot of tension surrounding you lately so it’s no surprise that you might be suffering from headaches or back problems. You have to find an outlet to distract your body and soul. Also, put your paperwork in order. Make confetti out of all the junk mail. | ||||
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Don’t let your mama or papa tell you who you should date. You’re a grown woman and as such you are more than free to go out with whomever you please. Don’t let others suffocate you with their values and way of thinking. At this point, you shouldn’t even ask for their opinion, much less their blessing. You know you want to go out on a date with a particular girl, so start dialing her number. | |||
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Sometimes it’s in the way you say things that may come off as cold and indifferent when in reality you are a warm loving woman. Don’t let misunderstandings come between you and your girlfriend. In the end you can do no wrong in her eyes and it’s because of this that you have an advantage. Let the warm sexy girl you are show up at the right place/time and you won’t be denied whatever it is you want. | |||
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There are few women out there in this cold world who know how to value a relationship. You’ve been around enough to know that when you finally have found ‘the one’ you shouldn’t mess around and waste valuable time. You know that if it feels right then it is. So make your move and tell her how you feel. | |||
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Cancer | ||
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Sometimes all you have to do is snap your fingers and presto, the princess (you) gets what she wants. Take advantage of your favorable circumstances this month because luck doesn’t strike twice in the same place this often. You have enough independence to move about and shake your life up, get into the groove.
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You find yourself in a position (sorry, it isn’t sexual this time) of prestige and importance. Your talent oozes this month and many are more than willing to do what it takes to help you succeed. Don’t be afraid of criticism. Learn to take comments in a positive light. | ||||
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Whoever said you were a shy girl didn’t know what they were talking about. Although, you’re sweet and rarely crabby you can show a provocative side to you when you feel people are being unfair. Try to be understanding of a situation before you go off the deep end with someone. | |||
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Normally you’re keen on who to trust but there’s a woman who’s very good at manipulating you. She knows how to pull on your heart strings with her crocodile tears and is a wiz at the art of deception. Let’s put it this way, when they came up with the line “a sheep in wolfs clothing” they pretty much were referring to her. Hopefully you’ll open your eyes sooner than later. | |||
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Leo | ||
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The lioness in you is roaring loud! If your partner is giving you the green light to explore deeper depths with her (or with someone else) don’t let this opportunity go to waste. Whether you’ve been with one woman or one too many it’s time to open your horizons and learn something new about yourself and others. You’ll feel a great liberation and freedom beyond words. Rrrr.
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When your body pleads with you to go to the bathroom you obey and let it all out. So why do you do different when your heart and mind are begging you for a change? You know it’s time to do something different or be with someone else (maybe even go at it alone). Do not postpone alterations to your patterns anymore, girl. You’ll be thankful you’ve moved along sooner than later.
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Someone has passed the baton to you but only because they’ve lost interest in a project that has become monotonous. Now, it’s up to you to breathe new life back into it. You sure won’t shy away from being the boss and setting new rules to be followed. You’re ready to be the queen of the pack. Roar your way to the top!
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You may begin to think you’re a connoisseur on a certain topic but you’ll be wise to downplay your role in an upcoming meeting. Let someone else take the lead and they will come to see and appreciate what you do. The nice thing about you is that you’re not full of yourself and that’s an excellent trait to have when dealing with people who admire you.
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Virgo | ||
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Time to let go of all negativity. This month you will feel like the strong woman that you really are. Confrontations of all kinds await you in the coming weeks but you are ready for the battle. Accept responsibility when you are wrong and don’t forget to praise yourself when you do well. You deserve more than you think. Shower yourself with love, understanding and some indulgence. | |||
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That woman that keeps bringing you down has got to go! Whether she’s a friend or a lover she’s as good as a boulder tied to your ankle- what a burden. Snap that rope lose and get on a rocket that will take you far, FAR away. There’s only one life to live, live it without limits.
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You have been working hard getting to know a certain woman and now is when you should make your move. But don’t give it too much thought- love is not analytical, it’s more of a feeling that overpowers you, taking control of all reasoning, until you fall prey to its dominance. Let yourself go and be a little naughty. | |||
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You know that funky feeling that makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Pay close attention the next time you get it. This could be a warning about something, then again it could just be your imagination. Nevertheless, a girl can never be too careful so it’s best to take precautions.
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Libra | ||
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Grab your Gucci bag and get going. You love to travel so why not hit the road? If your lover has left you flat you shouldn’t be so surprised, the situation has been brewing for some while. It’s time for you to hop along and sew some new interests. A few months alone will do you good, can you stay single for at least a few weeks? Try it.
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It could be the way you brush your hair or the way you ever so delicately apply your makeup. But girl when you look in the mirror, you could swear that it’s pure perfection staring right back at you! Some women dream about running their fingers through your thick beautiful hair and kissing your luscious lips over and over again. Sadly there’s only one (maybe two) in your heart. Why not meet up with these lovely ladies you’ve been e-mailing? It’s time to see them face to face, you know very well they won’t be disappointed. Why should they? After all it’s YOU we’re talking about. | |||
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Yes, that manicure you got done during lunch time is gorgeous but your boss doesn’t think it’s cute that you got back to the office a half hour late. Don’t fall into comfort zones, especially at work. You are not immune to a pink slip and trust us- that kind of pink won’t look good on you. | |||
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Lately you’ve been wondering if a certain girl is worth all the trouble you’ve been going through to prove that you’re really into her. Maybe it’s time to move along and find someone who shares your views in life and most importantly, won’t take advantage of you. As you see it, love is there or it isn’t. And if you feel like there is a lack of it, you should follow your heart and move on to the next one. | |||
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Scorpio | ||
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You will be recovering from your economical free fall this month so don’t be too naive with your savings and start blowing them off on fancy dinners and those extra pair of shoes you “just can’t live without”. A long lost love might reappear but for a brief moment only so enjoy her while you can.
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Your sensual and sexual self is at a peek this month. Reacquaint yourself with your lady lover or if it’s a new woman that your conquering... don’t waste too much time to get to know her with and without her clothes on! Your appetite for all things sex this May is amazing just be careful not to promise forever love to a handful of women, your Dona Juana ways will catch up with you. | |||
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You’re a smart lady who knows she shouldn’t get involved in other people’s business unless of course you love tribulation. You most likely have been fed half truths and half lies from someone who sees you as a pawn they can easily influence and play with. You’re hoping to gain some serious brownie points here by following her seedy plans but, unfortunately for you she has promised the same prize to other contenders and you may be left with crumbs. | |||
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Life’s about learning how to take responsibility for one’s actions. You have been a pretty good learner as of late and you’ve been sort of an angel even though sometimes your little horns stick out of your head and a pitch fork magically appears by your side. Everyone who knows you knows you really are a wonderful lover and friend. Try to keep a balance in life and don’t stress about the small stuff. In the end you have a connection with your girl that’s extraordinary. | |||
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Sagittarius | ||
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Stop obsessing about money and climbing up the social and business ladders. In your personal life, if the woman you’re with is not fulfilling you, do not stick around hoping that things will change. It is up to you to shake things up. Say goodbye to the imaginary handcuffs you’ve tied yourself with.
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Sometimes you have to learn to trust even though you feel like people will take advantage of you if you open yourself up too much. You might be surprised at how frank and helpful others might be if you let them get to know you better. Keeping even silly things a secret doesn’t help your cause, it hinders it. | |||
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It’s nice to know your girl loves you for who you are and not for what you can give her. Your relationship has gone through its fair share of ups and downs but now it’s stronger than ever. Take a trip together, spend some time alone. It’s time to make that bond even stronger. | |||
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There’s a lot more to teaching than meets the eye and molding young minds is somewhat of an art form, some women have it and others wish they did. Do what you love not what others expect or want from you. After all the one who needs to be happy and satisfied with herself at the end of the day is you. | |||
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Capricorn | ||
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Woman, just because someone wants to give you a helping hand it doesn’t mean that you’re losing control of the situation. Learn to rely a bit more on others. Share burdens and responsibilities, don’t depend only on yourself. It’s no small wonder that you’re always stressed, you take on too much and ignore too little.
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Vengence is not always sweet. If you have plans to screw someone over you might be the one to get buckled. So think about what you’re doing before going ahead with your scheme. On the other hand, look for someone to help out. Maybe you’re ignoring your lover or a family member that is in need of you. You will feel good after doing a generous deed. | |||
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You have a special way about you that makes certain women swoon. Because of this there’s the unfortunate backlash of envious women who just want to be in control of the show. You just know that you have what it takes to make it in a competitive world. This is your moment and you won’t care if you grab a few bulls by the horn for slacking off or step on a few lion tails to show them who’s really in charge. It’s not personal, it’s business.
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If you’re a good girl at heart, you know when you’re doing wrong. You have a lot of good qualities that are going to waste. If you want the good things life has to offer then be sensible about the image you portray and the vibes you give off on a daily basis most especially if what you really want is to have some good quality girlfriends. Learn that one can attract more women with honey than vinegar. | |||
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Aquarius | ||
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Living a lie is draining and dissatisfying. If you’re single and you yearn to tell a woman that you love her don’t hold yourself back anymore. The worst that can happen is that she doesn’t love you back that way, but at the moment you’re just torturing yourself with the “what ifs”. Confess your feelings, dare to get hurt. You just might get a pleasant surprise out of this.
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The love of your life might be right next to you, if you only open your eyes and pay attention. If you’re in a relationship, it’s time to focus a little bit more on your woman. Don’t take her for granted, eventually she might start looking on to others for understanding and love. A family member that hasn’t been on best terms with you might start trying to smooth things out. | |||
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You are in the middle of a crossroad and you don’t know if you should stick to something you’ve devoted time to or move along to something better. Whatever it is you decide to do it will take off for sure but if by chance it doesn’t you have enough creativity to push pass the mundane part and make it wonderful. | |||
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If you could put all the cards on the table and bluff your way out of a sticky situation you would. Your reputation may take a hit and people may begin to talk and not in a good way. So be aware that not everyone is on your side. Keep your eyes open and try to keep your mouth closed. | |||
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Pisces | ||
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Foreign affairs are on your plate right now. Whether it’s a business in the making or a friend your mapquest is enlarging lately. Follow your intuition when making any decisions this month. Your much desired plans may become a reality if you allow your gut to make choices for you.
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Something in your life that you thought was a “done deal” goes on the loose. But don’t sweat it, things will fall into place if you just allow them to. If you’ve made promises to someone make sure to follow them through. It’s not a good time to get flaky with the important people in your circle.
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You’re one slick colorful guppy! No matter how much the sharks try to fool you into thinking badly about a particular woman your fond of, you know that their motives are well- a bit fishy. In your heart you know the truth and that’s something they can’t take away from you even when things get a little murky.
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Time can test any woman’s mortality. You often feel there is little time to do all the things you want to do. If life has hit you with bad news you need to keep a positive frame of mind even when everything around you looks bleak. You know how to conquer fear and how to face obstacles head on without hesitation. So don’t fret about the things you can not change and let your loved ones guide you though this difficult period. You never will be alone most especially in your time of need. And that should bring a smile to your face. | |||
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