Terms and Conditions

You are responsible for reviewing and becoming familiar with all of these terms. Your use of the LesFemmesCafe.com site and services constitutes your acceptance of these Terms & Conditions, as well as those contained in the LesFemmesCafe.com Privacy Policy.

INTRODUCTION

By using and/or registering to become a member of LesFemmesCafe.com, you are stating that you understand and agree to be bound by the Terms & Conditions of this site. Please read these carefully. If you disagree with anything in this agreement please do not use LesFemmesCafe.com or any of its services.

SERVICES

To use the LesFemmesCafe.com site, you do not have to register to become a member. If there is at some point a membership offered to you, you will have access to various services to which non-members do not have access, some of which will enable you and other members to interact with each other ("member areas"). These member areas may include the following:

* LesFemmesCafe.com Member Profiles

* LesFemmesCafe.com Greeting Cards

* Les FemmesCafe.com Horoscopes & Compatibility

* LesFemmesCafe.com Ask Mme. Zoe D. Ack

* LesFemmesCafe.com Polls

* LesFemmesCafe.com Quizzes

* LesFemmesCafe.com Surveys

* LesFemmesCafe.com Newsletters

In the event this site should offer membership registration, when you register, you agree to (a) provide true, accurate, current and complete information as prompted by the registration form and (b) maintain and update such information to keep it true, accurate, current, and complete at all times. If any information provided by you on the registration form is untrue, inaccurate, not current, or incomplete, or if we have reasonable grounds to so believe, we have the right to suspend or terminate your membership and to refuse to provide you with any future membership. If we have reason to believe that you have registered someone other than yourself, we will cooperate with any law enforcement investigation that may result from such misrepresentations and shall have the right, in our sole discretion, to disclose any information you provided to us in connection with such registration.

The company and site makes a good faith effort to prohibit registration as a member by, and will not knowingly collect or store personal information from, children under the age of 13.

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue LesFemmesCafe.com, temporarily or permanently, with or without notice. You agree that the LesFemmesCafe.com shall not be liable to you or to any third party for any such action.

FEES

We reserve the right at any time to charge fees for access to new LesFemmesCafe.com content or services or to portions of the existing site content or services or to the site as a whole. In no event will you be charged for access to any site content or service, or to the site as a whole, unless we obtain your prior agreement to pay such charges. If you do not consent to such charges, however, you may not have access to paid content or services.

SITE RULES

The following are some basic rules that apply to the site and that you agree to follow. If you violate any of the site rules, or if we have reasonable grounds to so believe, we have the right to deny you access to the site, to suspend or terminate your membership and to refuse to provide you with any future membership.

You agree not to use this site to:

* upload, store, post, email or otherwise transmit any: (a) material that is inaccurate, unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortuous, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, libelous, invasive of another's privacy, hateful, racist, bigoted or otherwise objectionable, (b) material that you do not have a right to transmit under any applicable law or under contractual or fiduciary relationships, (c) material that infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary right of any party, (d) advertising, promotional materials, junk mail, spam, chain letters, pyramid schemes, or any other form of solicitation, except where specifically permitted, or (e) material that contains software viruses or any other computer code, files or programs designed to interrupt, destroy or limit the functionality of any computer software or hardware or telecommunications equipment;

* connect in an unauthorized manner (i.e., by means other than the chat and/or some other venue provided by the site) to the chat environment the site provides for use by its members on the site or facilitate such unauthorized connections through the provision of software or other computer code specifically designed to allow a user to make such unauthorized connections to the site’s chat environment;

* copy, modify, create a derivative work of, reverse engineer, reverse assemble or otherwise attempt to discover any source code of the chat or any other software the site provides for use by its members;

* impersonate any person or entity or falsely state or otherwise misrepresent your affiliation with a person or entity;

* forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any material transmitted through the site;

* disrupt the normal flow of dialogue, cause a screen to scroll faster than other users of the site are able to type (e.g., "flooding" chat), or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other users' ability to engage in real time exchanges;

* interfere with or disrupt the site or servers, networking and computing equipment or networks connected to the Network, or disobey any requirements, procedures, policies or regulations of networks connected to the site;

* initiate, facilitate, participate in or distribute a denial of service attack, exploit any documented or undocumented vulnerability in the site and its component networking or computing equipment, or otherwise initiate, facilitate, or participate in any malicious action aimed at the site;

* try to gain access to areas that are private to the company or to other site users;

* violate any applicable local, state, national or international law or any regulation having the force of law;

* stalk or otherwise harass another;

* harm minors in any way, including, without limitation, to establish unlawful contact with minors (whether on or off the site);

* collect, intercept or harvest screen names; collect, intercept or store personal data about other users of the site; or solicit or attempt to discover a user's password, screen name, or other registration information without the user's express knowledge and consent;

* engage in or run raffles, lotteries, contests, or sweepstakes;

* promote or provide instructions or information about how to engage in illegal conduct or commit illegal activities, promote physical harm or injury, or promote any illegal act; or

* store any information or use any web page or directory you create on or through the site as storage for remote loading or as a door or signpost to another web page, whether inside or outside the site.

You acknowledge that we do not pre-screen material posted or transmitted on the site, but that we and our designees shall have the right (but not the obligation) in our sole discretion to review and edit, delete or refuse to post any material submitted for display or placed on the site, including but not limited to forum posts, profiles, images, etc. Without limiting the foregoing, we and our designees shall have the right to remove any material that violates this agreement, that we believe in good faith may create liability for us, or that we deem is otherwise objectionable. You acknowledge and agree that we may preserve material and may disclose material if required to do so by law or in the good faith belief that such preservation or disclosure is reasonably necessary to: (a) comply with legal process; (b) enforce this agreement; (c) respond to claims that any material violates the rights of third parties; or (d) in our sole judgment, protect the rights, property, or personal safety of the site, its users or the public.

PRIVACY

The LesFemmesCafe.com Privacy Policy states in full our policy regarding LesFemmesCafe.com member privacy; see the applicable document for more details.

PUBLIC AREAS

A public area of the site is any area where you may submit material for viewing by others or view submissions of other users, such as forums, member profiles or chat rooms. In some of these areas, a submission includes the name, ID, nickname, and/or other information that would be displayed with the submitted material, as applicable. You agree to use public areas in accordance with these terms & conditions and any policies for the public areas that are displayed on this site.

BY SUBMITTING MATERIAL TO A PUBLIC AREA, YOU AGREE TO INDEMNIFY THE COMPANY AND SITE AND HOLD IT HARMLESS FROM ANY AND ALL CLAIMS, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, CLAIMS FOR LIBEL, SLANDER, INVASION OF PRIVACY, COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM SUCH SUBMISSION.

By making a submission to any public area, you automatically grant the company and site the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, nonexclusive right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, publicly perform and display and distribute the content of the submission (in whole or in part) worldwide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or hereafter developed. You also permit any other user of the site to access, view, store, or reproduce the submission for that user's personal use.

LINKS

Our provision of a link to any other site or location is for your convenience and does not signify our endorsement of such other site or location or its contents. The company and/or site shall not be responsible for any information, software, or links found at any other World Wide Web site, Internet location, or source of information, for your use of such information, or for e-commerce transactions conducted at or through any linked site or location.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT YOUR USE OF THIS SITE, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY MATERIAL AND/OR DATA DEVELOPED BY THE COMPANY OR BY THIRD PARTIES ("INFORMATION PROVIDERS"), IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. THIS SITE, AND ANY CONTENT OR MATERIALS AVAILABLE THROUGH THIS SITE, IS PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS AND WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY. THE COMPANY, SITE AND THE INFORMATION PROVIDERS HEREBY EXPRESSLY DISCLAIM ALL SUCH WARRANTIES INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR USE OR PURPOSE, TITLE, OR NONINFRINGEMENT, OR ANY WARRANTY AS TO RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED THROUGH USE OF THIS SITE. THE COMPANY AND/OR SITE DOES NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THIS SITE WILL FUNCTION WITHOUT INTERRUPTION, THAT THIS SITE IS ERROR- OR DEFECT-FREE, THAT ANY SUCH DEFECTS OR ERRORS WILL BE CORRECTED, OR THAT THIS SITE AND THE SERVER(S) THAT MAKE THE SITE AVAILABLE ARE FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, THAT YOU OBTAIN FROM THE COMPANY, SITE OR OTHERWISE THROUGH YOUR USE OF THIS SITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY ON THE PART OF THE COMPANY, SITE OR THE INFORMATION PROVIDERS. FURTHER, THE COMPANY, SITE AND THE INFORMATION PROVIDERS DO NOT WARRANT OR REPRESENT THAT THE USE OR THE RESULTS OF THE USE OF ANY CONTENT OR MATERIALS MADE AVAILABLE THROUGH THIS SITE OR FROM THIRD PARTIES WILL BE CORRECT, ACCURATE, TIMELY, RELIABLE OR OTHERWISE.

LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY, THE SITE, THE INFORMATION PROVIDERS OR ANY OTHER PERSON OR ENTITY INVOLVED IN CREATING OR DISTRIBUTING THIS SITE BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, HOWEVER ARISING AND UNDER ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY (INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, TORT, INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE AND STRICT LIABILITY, BREACH OF CONTRACT OR BREACH OF WARRANTY), THAT RESULT FROM YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE, ANY CHANGES TO THE SITE OR THIS AGREEMENT, UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR DATA, ANY MATERIAL OR DATA SENT OR RECEIVED OR NOT SENT OR RECEIVED, OR ANY TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH THE SITE. THE COMPANY OR SITE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE OR LIABLE FOR ANY THREATENING, DEFAMATORY, OBSCENE, OFFENSIVE OR ILLEGAL CONTENT OR CONDUCT OF ANY OTHER PARTY OR ANY INFRINGEMENT OF ANOTHER'S RIGHTS, INCLUDING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED WITH THE SITE OR THE SERVICES, CONTENT OR MATERIALS AVAILABLE ON OR THROUGH THE SITE, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING THE SITE. THE FOREGOING LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY SHALL BE APPLICABLE EVEN IF THE COMPANY, SITE OR THE APPLICABLE THIRD PARTY KNEW OR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES AND NOTWITHSTANDING THE FAILURE OF ESSENTIAL PURPOSE OF ANY LIMITED REMEDY. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, SO THE ABOVE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU.

ALLOCATION OF RISK

YOU AGREE THAT THE DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES, LIMITATIONS ON LIABILITY, AND INDEMNIFICATION PROVISIONS SET FORTH IN THIS AGREEMENT REPRESENT AN AGREED UPON ALLOCATION OF RISK AND FORM AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THE BASIS OF THEIR BARGAIN, WITHOUT WHICH THE COMPANY WOULD NOT ENTER INTO THIS AGREEMENT OR PROVIDE THIS SITE.

OWNERSHIP OF MATERIALS

The contents of the site, including text, software, photos, graphics and all other elements are copyrighted by the company and site individually and as a collective work under the United States copyright laws. Except for material in the public domain, the company and its licensors hold copyrights to all content appearing on the site. Any reproduction, distribution, retransmission, modification, public display, and public performance of such materials is prohibited.

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